but i do get wasted like the white boy.

i am thoroughly convinced that daft punk have had mri's in the past. the sounds those machines make should be recorded.

i am now through stage three of research trial one of my blossoming career as a human guinea pig.

in college i tried to sign up for a few trials, none of which went through. one of the later ones i applied for studied internal body temperatures of people while participating in physical activity. the add said that women were paid more than men because the study was more invasive...eventually i understood what that meant. anyway, i was really hoping to be a part of a study so the thought of a thermometer in my sphincter while running on a treadmill didnt deter me. i think i came across as too anxious - they never called back.