Thursday, February 28, 2008

blissful gluttony

here's some of what i've consumed while in the real oc:

too many nicotenes - yep. fell off the wagon, sort of seems like the only thing to do when you're bored.
big macs.
filet-o-fish.
egg mcmuffins - usually any macdonalds is too much macdonalds, but for you mcmuffin i will make an exception.
slubway.
not enough water.
facebook.
crappy fajitas.
bananas.
life of ryan.
millionare matchmaker.
parental control.
in therapy.
very limited reading.
project runway- i love jillian.
fried pickles - surpisingly good.
beer.
crappy crab quesadillas.
little or no physical activity.
snickers - so peanutopolis.
stories from my new coworker who swears he's still in college and will bed any woman between 18 and 80 with three limbs.
being at dead bars in oc with said coworker.
twixes.
ninja warrior.
lupe fiasco - superstar.
hgtv.
a honey bun.
walmart clearance rack

i gotta admit, as much as i feel like a garbage can from all the super size me food and stimulating tv its nice to not really care about it for a week. i mean its thursday and im already kind of sick of it, but binging on the junk foods of life is well, satisifying. i guess ill probably have to give away my tv so that i can tell people that i dont have a tv and try to reclaim some kind of fake elitism. crap, thats probably more true than i joke.

oh, and i love sonic commercials.

6 comments:

scott said...

that's a funny list. whatd you find at walmart?

Daniel Bauman said...

Elitism is where its at.

I've been elite for like over two years now.

charlie said...

ninja warrior is my life.

Lanny said...

sounds like your coworker is trying to play nubsies

M said...

your posts have me laughing out loud! especially the one about the flu.

Seye said...

hah peanutopolis is a city but i guess "so peanut city" works too.