do as you will

it seems anything can be made into a disolvable strip these days. i suggest the next item is a dissovable gas-x strip. too late, its already here. the makers of this product say the strips will help relieve pressure from those who "suffer from gas". suffer? im kind of insulted, its a gift.

one time in highschool on a road trip with chuck's family, his mom made me take charcoal pills because i was blowing up the van too much. i didnt like to have to take pills, way i saw it, they were just jealous.

but maybe i should reconsider. my brothers plead endlessly with me to do something about my 'problem'. zach literally almost killed me when we were on the last family vacation tripping around the s.w. some of my roomates seem personally offended and say "it would really mean a lot to [them] if i went to the doctor to fix it".

so who knows, maybe ill try them out.